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                             Disclaimer                                
S*W*A*T or S*W*A*T Magazine is not responsible for any actions occurring
from this magazine or others.This is for informational purposes only
and any actions described in this magazine are not meant to be done
by the reader. So if you blow off your fingers, we aren't responsible.
You are You! The information provided is merely for means of
entertainment, and in no way meant to instigate you to commit acts of
terrorism, arson, fraud (that's ripping off the phone company or any
other person(s) on planet earth), computer misuse (that's hacking 
places you shouldn't or doing anything else illegal with you computer)
and any other crime. Since we believe in freedom of speech it is only
fare that we exercise this right, we do this by providing information
that people would like to suppress. We believe that proves our right
to freedom of speech. If reading such material offends you, then we
only advise that you do not continue to read the magazine. If you
feel that the information provided may in some way cause you to commit
a crime, then once again, we can only advise you to cease reading the
magazine, if the reasons are psychological then you should seek 
professional help. If you are merely seeking a thrill by carrying out a
crime using information you have directly or indirectly obtained from 
this magazine then we cannot stop you, but you will be responsible for 
your own actions. We will not condone nor encourage your actions, or 
any other illegal acts that you or others may commit. 
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