What happens when u get busted for Shoplifting
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- Intro :
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Now if u been caught don't bother reading, if not read on. This
basically is a txt file telling you what will happen when your caught shop
lifting. I'm not saying that everything here will happen but ruffly. I
know shop lifting sounds lame and carding looks more pro but watefuck,
when I want something, I just go in, and take out, not waiting 5
working' days...

- The two cases :
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Now when you get caught, you either get caught inside or outside the shop.
To put it short, if your caught outside your stuffed. But inside is a
different story. So pray if you get busted you get nicked inside.

- Before you get nicked :
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Now you can get fucked before getting caught, coz you can be surveyed
by undercover store detectives. So don't just look for staff look around
the store and see if your being followed.

- When your nicked :
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I'm not going to get into details, not like what their going to ask (name..).
One thing is say calm do not look panicked, seems obvious but just try
doing it when it happens to u. Now they have three options call the bobys,
call your parents (if ur juvenile), or let you go (if your really young),
but in all cases you get banned. Now depending on head of security if they
are young don't fuck with them. They don't take shit to easily. If they're old,
you can maybe play around if your situation is a little weary. Reason is
old security managers, don't give a shit anymore coz they've seen ur type
before and know your "shitting" yourself and let u off.

Now ONE thing I recommend to have when getting nicked is a portable EMP
device (yeah I know I sound stupid, but u can buy them in the US for about
$400). Usually they can  only screw up video audio casette, floppies...
When they ask you if you want to see the videos of yourself (if they don't
ask since its ur right (I checked)), and screw the whole video set up.
This sounds very unlikely but it is used by serious thieves. And that way
if they are scared they will let u go (if u pressurise them). If not
let them take u o court.. where's the video proof ? sure they know what
product but how they know u even try to take it ?

- Last thing :
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U will be amazed how there is always a French guy working in security.
Don't get caught and whatever. Anything else mail me : swap_online@hotmail.com